mostly-funnytwittertweets:

anxietyproblem:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

bacteria-alex:

charlesoberonn:

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

dameronalone:

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it’s individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

zoethehead:

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

magicratfingers:

how can you tell

mondaybear21:

shoutout to the person in this year’s Altador Cup staff tournament that is a literal rock, i hope you become this week’s Star Player

(via phompho)

scienceisdope:

New fear *unlocked*

sacred-portal:

(via sacred-portal)

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*

Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link… I’m literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He can’t hear me can he?

Link. This is why we’re stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And he’s drowned in the lake again. Okay.

Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I haven’t eaten anything for over 100 years. I know you’ve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

(via thirstyplant)

inthefallofasparrow:

depsidase:

(via myragewillendworlds)

thememedaddy: